I didn’t do lunges on Friday because I drove halfway across the state and drank tequila with my friend.

I didn’t do lunges on Saturday because I went to a metal show with another friend.

Today I drove halfway across the state and did twice as many lunges as penance for my hedonism. Tomorrow I’ll double up again and be all caught up.

The air conditioning in my house needs to be replaced. I’m drenched. I feel like I’ve thoroughly cleansed myself of alcohol and rock music.